Privacy policy

We will not be sharing your information with anybody for two reasons. First, I am not even sure how to share or sell your info and I just don't want to commit the time to figuring out how. I already have to fix this website, you think I'm gonna waste time trying to Zuckerberg you? Nah. Second, I feel like sharing customer data is the digital equivalent of gossiping at the neighbors fence.

"Oooh, did you see Jan? She was looking at cat puzzles!"

"I know! Scandalous!!"  <--- not my vibe. 

The simple answer is I do in fact pass the vibe check and will not be sharing your information.